I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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