No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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