hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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