So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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