Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
In other news, I just burned my penis
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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