my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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