We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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