Banned from zoo.
Again?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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