OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
