I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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