that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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