you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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they're like a gay fantastic four
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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