I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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