Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
high people should be assigned attendants
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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