didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
