Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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