She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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