So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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