clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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