i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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