Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
they need to just BURY HIM!
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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