she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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