I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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