your room smells of hookers.
And success
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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