Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
