She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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