um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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