how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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