I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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