Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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