what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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