i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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