so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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