He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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