So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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