Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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