I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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