The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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