the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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