He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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