Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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