She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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