it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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