If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Welp...herpes.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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