Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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