My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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