And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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