Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My liver just had a heart attack.
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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