The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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