I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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