You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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