This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
She said her name was "party"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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