he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The adults are the big ones right?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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