Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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