no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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