my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
