the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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